Peony Pinker

If you like funny stories about families, pets and friends, you’ll love Peony Pinker!

How to get what you want, by Peony Pinker

Peony Pinker wants

  • a dog
  • a bit of tlc from Mum
  • a bit of peace from Dad (the world’s worst agony aunt)
  • but most of all right now, for her big sister’s horrible new best friend to stop being mean to her

It’s not going to happen… until Mr Kaminski next door tells her the secret of how to get what you want. Can Peony make it work?

One of the fantastic top three books for May! Blue Peter Book Club

This brill new book is loads of fun!  Go Girl

An engaging heroine, well-rounded characters and a lively story make this a good read.  parentsintouch.co.uk

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How to get the family you want, by Peony Pinker

Peony Pinker is sick of

  • Mum and Dad (arguing non stop)
  • big sister Primrose (total drama queen)
  • nobody listening (as usual)
  • Dennis the rabbit (the man promised he was house-trained…)

Gran says you can’t change your family. Can Peony learn to live with them instead?

In the second hilarious instalment in the life of one Peony Pinker, the plucky heroine is seriously fed up with her family. But how can she go about changing their annoying traits? Find out in this funny, family read.  tBkmag

Entertaining and humorous… if you have readers looking for an alternative to Jacqueline Wilson, then introduce them to Peony.  The School Librarian

A very funny, hectic story with well-rounded, likeable characters.   Primary Times

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How to get the friends you want, by Peony Pinker

Peony Pinker is friends with

  • Abina, Sasha and Tammy (the coolest girls in class)
  • Pookie (the pot-bellied pig)
  • Toby and Jess (her best friends, before)
  • Becky (from the kennels)

But something’s gone wrong with Peony’s friendships. Can she find out what, and put it right?

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How to get the body you want, by Peony Pinker

In the fitness plan

  • run every morning
  • eat low-cal ready-meals

Not in the plan

  • snacks and hot choc
  • second breakfasts
  • two puddings a day
  • extra cake

Dad’s family fitness plan is a disaster. And Peony is about to go on a hill-walking trip with her super-fit friend. Can she get in shape in time?

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